As of just now, I pioneered the brilliant (if fundamentally self-serving) concept of blogging about products I have used and liked!
Call me an innovator. Call me Darth Innovator.
Anydork, at random intervals, one or more of these products will be selected by a one judge star-chamber of ME, in an autocratic but largely inconsequential abuse of power that I hope will quickly garner the attention of YOU, my beloved, hard-core, sweet-from-a-distance street team of Naughty Nifts…
(See fig. 1)
fig.1"Niiiice Nift! Niiiice..."
…As well as that of (marginally more to the point) large, well monied corporate entities, who will be compelled to shamelessly vie for my fickle blandishments and inimitable Nifty imprimatur… inevitably resulting in the author blounging* from the cool embrace of his unicorn-hide Biggest Boss Recliner aboard his favorite one-of-a-kind Lockheed Luxury onion-drive hover jet, sipping Damien Hirsch-Edition CrystalHead vodka & harp-seal tears over chilled Qing rubies en-route to St. Barthe’s for his annual re-coronation by popular demand.
Ponce...
(Projections based on fiscal year 2000-01 P&Ls for Enron Inc. et al. and the Emirate of Dubai.)
*Totally thought I coined it. [grit].
RT 